How To Rant

have a point to make
be energetic
convey your energy to the person
appeal to their understanding, say ' and you know this'
start from truisms, 'you know this is true because'
be a bit manic and seriously engaged with people - stare into their eyes and watch their soul
be manic and passionate about important things - it shows with tempo
make jokes by emphasising the real and true parts that suddenly reveal themselves as absurd
have a story that loops back and builds on your earlier points - have scaffolding as you develop your points
occupy the space around you as if it is a stage - your body language is important
try not to laugh yourself - genuinely believe and say what you believe
have good pacing by using the bridges between points as downtime - keep a steady tempo
interject with the truisms manically to make it a self evident absurd joke - pause and emphasis here
end on the high note while people are laughing
take everything seriously because you have a point to make

you end up saying mostly true things
people laugh and are engaged, but they also laugh because they realise what is true
you make your point and people actually listen to you
it is fun